“Despite centuries of English literature, the most famous split infinitive in all of history comes from Star Trek.” — R. Curtis Venture Copy Share Image
“When spreading vicious and damaging gossip about the private affairs of others, one must always use proper grammar and posture.” — Scott Rhine Copy Share Image
“Once I start thinking about splitting the skin apart, I literally cannot not do it. I apologize for the double negative, but… — John Green Copy Share Image
“There's a fine line between funny and annoying – and it's exactly the width of a quotation mark.” — Martha Brockenbrough Copy Share Image
“I decided quickly that committing crimes against grammar was a hard limit for me.” — Sophie Morgan Copy Share Image
“Those who can, do; those who can't, teach; those who can't teach, police grammar on the Internet.” — Ruadhán J. McElroy Copy Share Image
“And that was when I said 'Henry, the placement of the comma depends on whether 'I ate grandmother' or 'I ate, grandmother'.” — Mia Castile Copy Share Image
“Although I don't use it nearly so much anymore, I've decided, five years down the line, that Mr. Treadstone's verdict on 'kind… — Gavin Extence Copy Share Image
“#Twitter: proudly promoting ghastly grammar and silly misspelling since 2006.” — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
And all dared to brave unknown terrors, to do mighty deeds, to boldly split infinitives that no man had split before--and thus… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“When taking Spock to see the spores, Leila comments, "It's not much further." having been beaten about the head severely on the… — Phil Farrand Copy Share Image
“Those spineless types who talk about abolishing the apostrophe are missing the point.” — Lynne Truss Copy Share Image
“Even though being a good speller has lost its ranking in school, we can hope there is one group of artisans that… — Nanette L. Avery Copy Share Image
