“I launched into a graceful ninja-like front roll, then stood my ground to face the monstrous heathen, fearless in my determination to vanquish the deadly foe. Nah, just kidding. I bolted, discretion being the better part of not getting dead.” — A and E Kirk Copy Share Image
“Wish I could say it was a deviously clever move, but the truth is I’ve got grace management issues.” — A and E Kirk Copy Share Image
“One hand planted on the top rail, slick from a recent rain, I swung my legs sideways, up and over. Home free. Until my… — A and E Kirk Copy Share Image
“Ayden strolled up and nonchalantly tossed me the keys. I caught them with ease. Nah, I dropped them. Okay, technically I didn’t drop them.… — A and E Kirk Copy Share Image
“Smite me? You think you can smite me? Do you even know what that means? I shrugged. "What do you think it means?" I… — A and E Kirk Copy Share Image
“I launched into a graceful ninja-like front roll, then stood my ground to face the monstrous heathen, fearless in my determination to vanquish the… — A and E Kirk Copy Share Image
“It would probably strip my flesh while giving me vocabulary lessons. I'd be dead but smarter. How's that for glass half full?” — A and E Kirk Copy Share Image
