“That sounds like the sin of pride, Marshal. Better run downstairs and let Miss December flog it out of you. Webcam it and charge by the minute. You won't ever have to take government money again.” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“Maybe he was destined to die under the fading shadow of a plastic dinosaur surrounded by pickpockets, hookers, and panhandlers, but at least he’d… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share
“Now you are thinking like a thief. Fewer guns and more exits. We'll cure your cowboy ways yet. (Vidocq)” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share
If Donald Trump and the Wicked Witch of the West had a kid, it would be Jayne-Anne. She looks like a librarian with some… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share
“The clerk is looking at me. His expression hasn't changed. What I want to do is punch a hole in the front of the… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share
The dead think they can get away with anything because you'll feel sorry for them. If you play cards with the dead, make sure… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share
I tap a Malediction out of the box, fire it up, and puff. It tastes like a tire fire in a candy factory next… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share
“Besides Getting my ass kicked, my main accomplishment on this trip has been to massacre an incredible number of completely innocent clothes. I'm the… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share
“So far, being dead is about as much fun as a barbed-wire G-string. Yes,” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share
“Are you asking because you want to see if doc can turn you into a librarian when all this is over?" [p.240:]” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share
“Most people are idiots. There's nothing worse than idiots who tell you their opinions.” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share
“I've never seen a Jade in full feral mode before. Candy's nails have curved out into thick claws. Her eyes are red slit pupils… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share
“Words are weapons. They blast big bloody holes in the world. And words are bricks. Say something out loud and it starts turning solid.… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share
“Is killing someone always like this?” “Just the first couple of times. After that it’s like folding socks. But that’s just me.” She” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share
“So, why'd you come back?" " I'm going to kill some people," I tell him. I pour the Jack into the coffee. "Probably a… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share
