I spent six weeks in England, and the drugstores out there are different. I'm like, Okay, your government has money. — Michelle Buteau Copy Share Image
We watch '90-Day Fiance.' It's a great show about the government giving people three months to decide how sad they're going to be. — Michelle Buteau Copy Share Image
Every kid looks forward to buying their first JanSport backpack for school - you know my kids did! — Michelle Buteau Copy Share Image
Like so many couples, my husband and I had a hard time trying to conceive. — Michelle Buteau Copy Share Image
For me having kids now, it's important to live my truth. I want to be an example for them and I don't want to… — Michelle Buteau Copy Share Image
I'm constantly working on communication with my husband through therapy and patience. But to have a hard conversation with my friend, the confrontation -… — Michelle Buteau Copy Share Image
If something's going on with your kid, it doesn't necessarily mean it's your fault. They're their own person. Let's talk about it. — Michelle Buteau Copy Share Image
Look I love 'Friends,' but nobody had a Puerto Rican friend? Not one Puerto Rican friend? You live in Manhattan? No. — Michelle Buteau Copy Share Image
I'm a big fan of road rage. I do not mind fighting with a stranger. It's like, we got to get it out. — Michelle Buteau Copy Share Image
The worst question people can ask me is, 'How would I describe my brand of comedy?' I just go, 'Funny.' I like to let… — Michelle Buteau Copy Share Image
We feel like we have to do everything and we feel like we have to be good at everything and we feel like we… — Michelle Buteau Copy Share Image
It has been such a crazy journey to just even say I like myself without apologizing. — Michelle Buteau Copy Share Image
