“I got presents as a kid. That stopped in my teens. The small family gifts were gone. Replaced by dark humor – "I got you the same thing as last year. But purple.” — Damon Thomas Copy Share Image
Oh, when I was a kid, I was poor. Christmas, I got no presents. Well, there was one Christmas, on our front lawn - Prancer and Dancer - they dropped off a little something. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
