Who knew, in 2000, that compassionate conservatism meant bigger government, unrestricted government spending, government intrusion in personal matters, government ineptitude, and cronyism in disaster… — Christopher Buckley Copy Share
I looked at Mum and realized -- twang! -- that she was telling an untruth. A big untruth. And I remember thinking in that… — Christopher Buckley Copy Share
I'm a Republican, but I find Nancy Pelosi very attractive. She hasn't done a single thing as congressman or Speaker of the House that… — Christopher Buckley Copy Share
Reading any collection of a man's quotations is like eating the ingredients that go into a stew instead of cooking them together in the… — Christopher Buckley Copy Share
“Women might just have something to contribute to civilization other than their vaginas".” — Christopher Buckley Copy Share
That's the beauty of argument, if you argue correctly, you're never wrong. — Christopher Buckley Copy Share
Nothing raises the national temperature more than a VACANCY sign hanging from the colonnaded front of the Supreme Court. — Christopher Buckley Copy Share
And each year now we know more, but we know no better — what we see in the sky is simply the softened gloss… — Christopher Buckley Copy Share
How many times had those awful words - "I know what I'm doing" - been uttered throughout history as prelude to disaster? — Christopher Buckley Copy Share
The vice-president's tongue is several time zones ahead of his brain. — Christopher Buckley Copy Share
One realization does dawn upon the death of the second parent, namely that you've now moved into the green room to the River Styx.… — Christopher Buckley Copy Share
“Block of Death. Just inside the door on the left is the room where they held the proceedings. Jarek remarks that the SS officer… — Christopher Buckley Copy Share
