But isn't there something wrong when I'm the only guy in the country that got fired for 9/11? — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I got fired from WWE and it felt like our lives got turned upside down. — Sarah Logan Copy Share Image
I used to work at UPS I got fired for unloading packages into my car. — Felipe Esparza Copy Share Image
This girl had a good job at the sperm bank, but she got fired for DRINKING on the job. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
I got fired from Neiman Marcus and Bergdorfs, and JC Penney didn't work out. — Nick Wooster Copy Share Image
I got fired once for putting like a packet of biscuits through a fan - I was really bored. — Gold Panda Copy Share Image
Actually, I began to think that maybe there is a god, after all. Or maybe its a different one. The old one… — Terry Gilliam Copy Share Image
I was going to direct the movie 'Training Day', and I got fired. Denzel Washington didn't want me to direct the movie. — Davis Guggenheim Copy Share Image
I used to be an airline pilot. I got fired because I kept locking the keys in the plane. They caught me… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
My first job. I got fired from this MTV prank show, or I didn't make the cut of what ended up being,… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
The main jobs would be The New Yorker, The Village Voice, The Washington Post and - I'm thinking of The Reporter when… — Nat Hentoff Copy Share Image
I went out there for a thousand a week, and I worked Monday, and I got fired Wednesday. The guy that hired… — Nelson Algren Copy Share Image
I always liked having a good time. I got into this business because I got fired from any job I ever had… — Jerry Jeff Walker Copy Share Image
Well I would never say to anybody that Warren Beatty got fired, but uh, I think he and Quentin fell out of… — David Carradine Copy Share Image
I got fired seven or eight times before I was 32. And of those seven or eight times, I got fired not… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Although I had a few jobs that I didn't like, or quit, or got fired from, I really loved New York from… — Robert Benton Copy Share Image
There's no way that I could do a 9 to 5 job. There's no way. I was not cut out for that.… — Dennis Quaid Copy Share Image
I got fired - November 8, 1979. And all of a sudden, I got a call, two weeks later, about doing a… — Dick Vitale Copy Share Image
Remember, I'm someone who got fired from Disney and eight days later started the first studio in 65 years with two of… — Jeffrey Katzenberg Copy Share Image
The Republicans had their shot not long ago to address the real needs and concerns of everyday Americans, and they blew it.… — Tim Pawlenty Copy Share Image
In L.A., I worked as a bagger at a Ralphs for about two weeks. And I said, 'I just can't do that.'… — Ryan Hansen Copy Share Image
I've never had a relationship with a record executive. I always went to the record company by someone that liked my playing.… — Ornette Coleman Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wish I could go back in time, sit down with myself and explain that things were going to be okay,… — Donald Miller Copy Share Image
One of my favorite stories is, I got fired off 'Bionic Woman' in part because I was told that I don't know… — Laeta Kalogridis Copy Share Image
I worked in Bhs, but I was only there for a couple of weeks before I got fired because I needed the… — Joanna Page Copy Share Image
“Yep. A box of dicks, if you will. Actually, that’s how I got fired.” “What do you mean?” “I screwed up and… — Meghan March Copy Share Image
John Kricfalusi wanted me to quit the job when he got fired in 1992. But the problem there is that I wasn't… — Billy West Copy Share Image
They'll totally hire me if I say I got fired from my job on the Hill because of a sex scandal. — Jessica Cutler Copy Share Image
If you've got to get fired, it's really fabulous to get fired with a friend. — Jorja Fox Copy Share Image
Most of the jobs I had when I was younger, I got fired from. I never had the attention span. — Marty Scurll Copy Share Image
The next day after I got fired, literally the next day, I started a new company. — Michael Bloomberg Copy Share Image
We both got fired on exactly the same day. Well, we'll float on, good news is on the way. — Modest Mouse Copy Share Image
I used to work at a health food store. I got fired for drinking straight Bosco on the job. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I used to be a window cleaner. I got fired because I sometimes liked to drink the soapy water. — Jamelia Copy Share Image
I did all kind of jobs to sustain myself. I worked at a grocery store, in the public health department, and what… — Ruskin Bond Copy Share Image
