“How dare you, I repeat, in disregard of all decency, call me a goose?” — Nikolai Gogol Copy Share Image
The Frier preached against stealing, and had a goose in his sleeve. — George Herbert Copy Share Image
Even if your goose habitually lays golden eggs, it will still be cooked. — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
Goose down is super-unethical, and it's unnecessary. There are a lot of alternatives that are sustainable and just as warm. — Sarah Jeffery Copy Share Image
The goose that lays the golden eggs likes to lay where there are eggs already. — Charles Spurgeon Copy Share Image
Don't refuse to go on an occasional wild goose chase - that's what wild geese are for. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Quill: An instrument of torture yielded by a goose and commonly weilded by as ass. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
A goose flies by a chart which the Royal Geographical Society could not mend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I feel it on my body, baby girl, I'm in the zone. Must be the goose mixed with a little 'Tron. — Baby Bash Copy Share Image
My first big league game, I stood at shortstop and I got goose bumps. Then I started panicking about having a ball… — Corey Seager Copy Share Image
GOOSE, n. A bird that supplies quills for writing. These [quills] when inked and drawn mechanically across paper by a person called… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
Sometimes when it comes to the iconic kind of moments, when I read the script for the first time, you get little… — Aaron Ashmore Copy Share Image
“... I say and maintain, that of all torcheculs, arsewisps, bumfodders, tail-napkins, bunghole cleansers, and wipe-breeches, there is none in the world… — François Rabelais Copy Share Image
My father was Mickey Katz, who worked with Spike Jones and then went on to improvise some successful Yiddish parodies, some of… — Joel Grey Copy Share Image
I, Geric-Sinath of Gerhard, declare that you're beautiful and you're perfect and I'll slay any man who tries to take you from… — Shannon Hale Copy Share Image
Geese always support each other. When a goose gets injured two birds always accompany it down to the ground. Just as geese… — Emma Hayes Copy Share Image
“On the drive up here, I saw a goose," he says. "A Canada goose. Fred told me they shit something horrible. They… — Brian Francis Copy Share Image
“Abignades or abegnades A term used in te department of the Landes for the intestines of a goose cooked in its blood.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“They would set their course toward it, seeing it grow bigger silently and imperceptibly, a motionless growth--and then, when they were at… — T.H. White Copy Share Image
Take any writer you want in the 19th century: they wrote with quill pens, dipping a piece of goose feather in ink… — Walter Murch Copy Share Image
“The peasant of early modern France inhabited a world of step-mothers and orphans, of inexorable, unending toil, and of brutal emotions, both… — Robert Darnton Copy Share Image
GOOSE, n. A bird that supplies quills for writing. These, by some occult process of nature, are penetrated and suffused with various… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“Hundreds of pounds have I spent on nonsense for her. And I shall never see a penny of it. Put a stop… — Frances Hodgson Burnett Copy Share Image
“Mother Goose will show newcomers to this world how astonishing, beautiful, capricious, dancy, eccentric, funny, goluptious, haphazard, intertwingled, joyous, kindly, loving, melodious,… — Iona Opie Copy Share Image
Since first hearing the story as a child, any mention of the 'Boston Tea Party' has elicited in me an excitement that… — Greg Fitzsimmons Copy Share Image
“Whereas I could conform to an emo crowd easily enough, pretending to matriculate from upper crust asshats was too surreal. Goose insisted… — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
“Whatever was good for the goose sure as hell was good for the gander.” — Carry Lowe Copy Share Image
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