“There's a small moment in this chapter when Bella wants to practice fighting techniques with Emmett, but Edward won't let her. Emmett is here? Hi Emmett! Hey Emmett, according to Google Maps, you live 2,931 miles away from me. If… — Dan Bergstein Copy Share Image
“Alice also stops in to check on Bella. Guess what? Her powers have returned and she can now see Bella's future. Guess what? Bella… — Dan Bergstein Copy Share Image
“You can tell I don't like this book, because I drew in it. And that's better than anything else that's in this book.” — Dan Bergstein Copy Share Image
“I also took a stab at drawing a Novem-Bear. I don't know what a Novem is, but I assumed it meant "balloon salesman." And… — Dan Bergstein Copy Share Image
“I hope Marcus (giggle) is there. Maybe he can defeat the evil Cullens with his mighty battle cry, "I can see relationships!!!” — Dan Bergstein Copy Share Image
“After swimming to France, Carlisle went to some universities, where he fell in love with medicine. He believed that by helping sick people, he… — Dan Bergstein Copy Share Image
“Carlisle says Siobhan's super power was the ability to do whatever the hell she wanted. I swear, that's what Carlisle says. Her super power… — Dan Bergstein Copy Share Image
“For some reason, Bella doesn't want to scream. I guess she doesn't want Edward and the others to know how much pain she's in.… — Dan Bergstein Copy Share Image
“When life gives you food accessories, you turn them into Omega Trophies!” — Dan Bergstein Copy Share Image
“There's a small moment in this chapter when Bella wants to practice fighting techniques with Emmett, but Edward won't let her. Emmett is here?… — Dan Bergstein Copy Share Image
“Chapter Twenty-Four: Surprise Better Title: Oh My God! I Hate Everything About This Book! I Want To Kill It With Rocks! AGH!” — Dan Bergstein Copy Share Image
“Anyway, most of the chapter is Bella telling us how much pain she's in. First she's about to die because delivering Optimus Beyonce nearly… — Dan Bergstein Copy Share Image
“I like the idea of Warrior Flitwick running to save the day by screaming, "Let's do some charm harm, my snitches!” — Dan Bergstein Copy Share Image
“You can add some class to it by sealing it with wax. This makes me feel like I'm a Baron sending a letter to… — Dan Bergstein Copy Share Image
