When I joined Google, they asked me what title I wanted. I said, 'What about archduke?' They said, 'Well, that didn't meet our nomenclature. Why don't you be our Chief Internet Evangelist?' This was in 2005. — Vint Cerf Copy Share Image
“I typed in a single word: Vampre. Google asked, 'Did you mean vampire?' I said, 'Yes.” — Harvard Lampoon Copy Share Image
