You know how when you're alone with your cat, your cat is kind of silly and goofy and kind of crazy? And as soon as people come over, your cat is like someone you've never met before? You know, poised.… — Michaela Watkins Copy Share Image
I realize I love crazy ladies. Of course I don't like to think of myself as one, but maybe I am, too. I dunno.… — Michaela Watkins Copy Share Image
'SNL' was a dream come true for me. It was a fantastic year. I don't have any regrets. — Michaela Watkins Copy Share Image
My dad is a mathematician; I think we both have that problem-solving, looking-for-patterns way of thinking. — Michaela Watkins Copy Share Image
As far as celebrity, people don't stop me on the street and know who I am. It's more like, 'Doesn't she remind you of… — Michaela Watkins Copy Share Image
I have this weird optimism that when things are not good - like, really, genuinely not good - that we shall persevere. — Michaela Watkins Copy Share Image
You know how when you're alone with your cat, your cat is kind of silly and goofy and kind of crazy? And as soon… — Michaela Watkins Copy Share Image
I get to do physical comedy! When do women get to do physical comedy? Very rarely. — Michaela Watkins Copy Share Image
When my parents were divorced in the late '70s, early '80s, the climate was that you should screw over your ex as much as… — Michaela Watkins Copy Share Image
Evvverrrrybody wants to know what it's like working with Jennifer Lopez. — Michaela Watkins Copy Share Image
