“Good thing she didn't kick hard enough. My jewels are still intact! My meat is still edible! My tube steak is fully functional! The frank is still above the beans!” — Jennifer Foor Copy Share Image
“No man is worth the pain you’re putting yourself through. Don’t wither away because of someone who is beneath you.” — Jennifer Foor Copy Share Image
“Charlie, can you say one kind thing? I am starting to think that I am helping Satan’s daughter. It’s kind of creepy.” — Jennifer Foor Copy Share Image
“Take care of Katy, Dani. Keep her safe and love her forever. Make sure Brooks never takes her for granted.” — Jennifer Foor Copy Share Image
“When he said the only way to get that woman out of our lives was a paternity test, it hit me." -Ty "What hit you? I'm goin' to hit you if you don't explain to me what you're thinkin'." -Miranda” — Jennifer Foor Copy Share
“That rotten bastard had let his dick ruin our family, and I was going to cut it off and stick it in my neighbor’s… — Jennifer Foor Copy Share Image
“Obviously we aren't to your standards. Maybe next time you should Google high dollar kayak tours for rich bitches.” — Jennifer Foor Copy Share Image
“I’ll F#$%K you so good that the only car you’ll ever drive will be a Ford, because you’ll never stop thinkin’ about me.” — Jennifer Foor Copy Share Image
“Brooklyn Micheala Valentine was born at four in the afternoon on September 11th” — Jennifer Foor Copy Share Image
“I know she’ll light up the room and make me smile. “No. It’s silly.” Miley shakes her head. “Sorry. When I’m uncomfortable I tend… — Jennifer Foor Copy Share Image
“I’m Jammer.” “What kind of name is that?” It sounded ridiculous “It’s the name you’ll be calling out the next time you’re holding a… — Jennifer Foor Copy Share Image
“…not that it’s any of your damn business, but my entire life has just been assfucked. I’ve been left a shithole bar by a… — Jennifer Foor Copy Share Image
