HOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE Follow them around the house everywhere Moo when they say your name Run into walls Say that wearing clothes is against your religion Jump off the roof, trying to fly Hold their… — Sheryne Brooks Copy Share Image
I waited for you last night, and I fell asleep with the phone in my palm. when I woke up the next morning, I… — Sheryne Brooks Copy Share Image
SO e'rbodddddyyyyyyyyy holla @ this retarded seal I call my scar sister (we knew we weren't sister but we knew we'll be scar sisters… — Sheryne Brooks Copy Share Image
Me: Hey mom, need help with the dishes? Mom: Oh no thank you honey. I have I t. *10 minutes later* Mom: I SWEAR… — Sheryne Brooks Copy Share Image
WHAT THE HELL? today I saw a quote that said 'like if you hate when hot boys like ugly girls!' did you ever stop… — Sheryne Brooks Copy Share Image
Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML — Sheryne Brooks Copy Share Image
Today, I was sitting on the toilet. I asked my bf to bring me a pair of clean underwear. He did so but They… — Sheryne Brooks Copy Share Image
Went to the salon to have frizzy hair OMG looks so nice <333 thx nine zero for this cut ! — Sheryne Brooks Copy Share Image
-Hey Mrs Morgan -WHY ARE YOU TEXTING ME AT 2 IN THE MORNING? you can only text me for Math homework! -Oh sorry... are… — Sheryne Brooks Copy Share Image
Mom: Who are you texting? Me: Someone. Mom: Why can't you tell me? Me: A boy. Mom: What's his name? Is he your boyfriend?… — Sheryne Brooks Copy Share Image
We aren't the girls who get 42 'likes' on our Facebook pictures, We aren't the girls that act dumb to get the guys, or… — Sheryne Brooks Copy Share Image
