When I was younger, I wanted to be a cop. Then I watched 'The Wild Wild West,' and so I wanted to be in the Secret Service like James West. At some point I realized, 'That guy is not in… — Woody Harrelson Copy Share Image
When I was in my twenties and just so sexually prolific, the first time I went to Machu Picchu, this guy, a spiritual teacher,… — Woody Harrelson Copy Share
Through my work with PETA, I have learned a great deal about chimpanzee behavior and the plight of chimpanzees imprisoned in laboratories. — Woody Harrelson Copy Share
Pesticides came about after the first world war. Some brainy petrochemical money maker said, 'Hey, that mustard gas worked great on people, maybe we… — Woody Harrelson Copy Share
I wrapped a movie called 'Zombieland,' in which I was constantly under assault by zombies, then flew to New York, still very much in… — Woody Harrelson Copy Share
I remember my first run-in with cops. It took me really getting to hang, well after that, with cops who were cool, and realizing,… — Woody Harrelson Copy Share
When I'm in New York, I bike everywhere. I have a couple of bikes stored over at Ed Norton's. It's the only way to… — Woody Harrelson Copy Share
On 'The Messenger,' just imagining playing the part of a soldier in that movie was kind of hard for me. And in 'Rampart,' the… — Woody Harrelson Copy Share
I had a hard time with that hockey. I hadn't grown up skating, so that was my biggest challenge. We worked on it and… — Woody Harrelson Copy Share
I truly love [Andy Serkis]. He's an amazing guy. Yeah, I think that when we really synced up was when he came over to… — Woody Harrelson Copy Share
If we're living in a free country,we should be free to do what we want to do if we're not hurting anyone else or… — Woody Harrelson Copy Share
I can go through long droughts. I do sometimes think I probably could have become a scholar in multiple languages and learned various martial… — Woody Harrelson Copy Share
In sixth grade, some kid was being inappropriate with a girl. I said he better stop. Next thing were fighting. Then were at the… — Woody Harrelson Copy Share
