No game designed to be played with the aid of personal servants by right-handed men who can't even bring along their dogs can be entirely good for the soul. — Bruce McCall Copy Share Image
If the general attitude of Canadians toward their mighty neighbor to the south could be distilled into a single phrase, that phrase would probably be "Oh, shut up." The Americans talked too much, mainly about themselves. Their torrid love affair with their own history and legend exceeded-painfully-the quasi-British Canadian idea of modesty and self-restraint. ... They were forever busting their… — Bruce McCall Copy Share
It's easy to see golf not as a game at all but as some whey-faced, nineteenth-century Presbyterian minister's fever dream of exorcism achieved through… — Bruce McCall Copy Share Image
No game designed to be played with the aid of personal servants by right-handed men who can't even bring along their dogs can be… — Bruce McCall Copy Share Image
Here's a simple way to abolish golf's elitist and exclusionary image and make it a truly all-American sport: ditch that fifties-Republican-martini-drinker's green Brooks Brothers-style… — Bruce McCall Copy Share Image
Not even Barbra Streisand celebrates herself as tirelessly as golf celebrates itself. — Bruce McCall Copy Share Image
If the general attitude of Canadians toward their mighty neighbor to the south could be distilled into a single phrase, that phrase would probably… — Bruce McCall Copy Share Image
Six Secrets to Being a Successful Humorist 1. Be scared, unhappy, and an outcast as a kid. 2. Drop out of high school. 3.… — Bruce McCall Copy Share Image
