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Om says,if I dress up as a man tonight, no guys will check out on me? Seriously mother! I just want to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Good morning, good afternoon, good evening wherever you are. Remember to see your greatness today and help others see theirs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Really, to me, a really good evening would be a comedian, followed by a band, followed by a really good DJ. — Jens Lekman Copy Share Image
Why does the news start with Good Evening and then they tell you everything that's wrong in the world? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Good evening, you poor little Orphans of a Loveless God. Good evening to you blood sucking fools.” — Paula Heath Copy Share Image
It's all good here when you're having an intimate & romantic evening out with your princess! Mine is simply the Best! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen,” he said to the assembled cadavers.” — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Death. How may I be of service this evening?” - Racath Thanjel” — S.G. Night Copy Share Image
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“Life is made up of meetings and partings. People come into your life everyday, you say good morning, you say good evening,… — Cecelia Ahern Copy Share Image
I always feel like if someone has stage fright, I really try and say, "Listen, these people want you to succeed, they… — Laurie Anderson Copy Share Image
“Ladies and gentlemen good evening You've seen that seeing is believing Your ears and your eyes will be bleeding Please check to… — Saliva Copy Share Image
I remember the good evenings I have fished, even the ones that realised material hopes not by the fish that came to… — Roderick Haig-Brown Copy Share Image
“Good evening," said Ronan. "Students, are you? And do you learn much, up at the school?" "Erm -" "A bit," said Hermione… — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
Good morning plus have Breakfast yet. Good afternoon plus have lunch yet. Good evening plus have dinner yet. Good night plus still… — Phara168 Copy Share Image
I started out as a television news anchor but I wasn't very good at it. I think I was too positive. I… — Bob Burg Copy Share Image
“A charming smile can be the beginning of love and respect Love can begin with an enchanting smile. Sometimes that smile is… — Jan Jansen Easy Branches Copy Share Image
“Jenna swallowed the lump in her throat. "Good evening, gentlemen." "You'll be hard pressed to find a gentleman in this bunch," a… — Aria Kane Copy Share Image
“BROADBENT [stiffly]. Devil is rather a strong expression in that connexion, Mr Keegan. KEEGAN. Not from a man who knows that this… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
“When I penetrate into that house, if I ever do, it will be to go on turning, faster and faster, more and… — Samuel Beckett Copy Share Image
“Joe, you did fine,” Mercer says. “You were great. But there is no question that we are in the shit. We are… — Nick Harkaway Copy Share Image
Good evening, and welcome to a private showing of three paintings, displayed here for the first time. Each is a collectors' item… — Rod Serling Copy Share Image
“Good evening," it lowed and sat back heavily on its haunches, "I am the main Dish of the Day. May I interest… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“When the three of us came to her house, Atticus would sweep off his hat, wave gallantly to her and say, “Good… — Harper Lee Copy Share Image
Great is the art of beginning, but greater is the art of ending. — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Copy Share Image