I love cop shows and crime books and thrillers, and before I die I'm gonna play a cop. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
Sometimes it's just enough for me to have the idea. I don't need to see it through to the end. When it actually happens,… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share
If you decide on having an alcoholic at your party, make sure it's a large gathering. This way, until the alcoholic begins removing their… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share
When I meet a new person, something has to be a little off for me to consider them beautiful. It could be crooked teeth,… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share
Learn more about yourself! Make a self-esteem collage using pictures of other people you wish you were. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share
More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They don't like to see an ugly lady. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share
When you hear someone use the word 'meds' instead of the word 'medicine,' chances are they're no stranger to massive doses of mind-altering psychotropic… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share
I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's perfect for me. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share
“In all the land there is only one you, possibly two, but seldom more than sixteen.” — Amy Sedaris Copy Share
My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share
I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share
I feel confident writing on my feet with improv, but it's different when you're sitting down and writing it out. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share
I’ve named everything that I’ve ever owned. Real or inanimate, I have to give it a first and last name. Everything in my apartment… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share
