Golf is the art of driving hard, avoiding the rough, surmounting traps and hazards, aiming straight, and arriving on the green at last, only to end up in a hole in the ground before your companions. The favored pastime of… — Rick Bayan Copy Share Image
REVOLUTIONARY: An oppressed person waiting for the opportunity to become an oppressor. — Rick Bayan Copy Share Image
Most people perceive moderates as timid middle-of-the-roaders who can't take a stand. — Rick Bayan Copy Share Image
Math anxiety: an intense lifelong fear of two trains approaching each other at speeds of 60 and 80 MPH. — Rick Bayan Copy Share Image
POWER: The ability to make our fellow humans squirm, sweat and stammer on command. Often regarded as an aphrodisiac; actually a potent laxative that,… — Rick Bayan Copy Share Image
Cynic: an idealist whose rose-colored glasses have been removed, snapped in two and stomped into the ground, immediately improving his vision — Rick Bayan Copy Share Image
The world belongs to people with IQs of 120. Anything much greater or less amounts to a liability. — Rick Bayan Copy Share Image
Corporation: a miniature totalitarian state governed by a hierarchy of unelected officials who take a dim view of individualism, free speech, equality and eggheads.… — Rick Bayan Copy Share Image
CHILDHOOD: The rapidly shrinking interval between infancy and first arrest on a drug or weapons charge. — Rick Bayan Copy Share Image
True individualists are always at odds with the universe. Set adrift by their peculiar tastes and interests, they spend their lives searching for kindred… — Rick Bayan Copy Share Image
But God has the most fun with artists and writers: he inflames them with the desire to rival his own creations, then douses their… — Rick Bayan Copy Share Image
