The perfect thing for me is to be on something I love, where I'm doing it and have enough money not to be poor, and I'm allowed to go on vacation. — Ben Schwartz Copy Share Image
A lot of the time, you're supposed to play to the top of your intelligence, as truthful as possible. But when you're on stage making people laugh, you're still acting. I think it helped me a bunch to go on… — Ben Schwartz Copy Share Image
At the very beginning, I was a page at Letterman, and I freelanced for any place that would let me write any word. I… — Ben Schwartz Copy Share Image
I love video games. When I was growing up, video games were very important to me. — Ben Schwartz Copy Share Image
I really like the stuff that Showtime puts out. I think that 'Homeland' is phenomenal. I think 'Dexter' is amazing. — Ben Schwartz Copy Share Image
When I got a tiny bit of success, I was petrified that I was going to lose it. I still feel it. — Ben Schwartz Copy Share Image
At the very beginning, I was a page at Letterman, and I freelanced for any place that would let me write any word. I… — Ben Schwartz Copy Share Image
I love the idea of doing totally different types of guys for different projects. I love that I get to do this. It's so… — Ben Schwartz Copy Share Image
If you really want to be successful in the business, you have to make that your priority, above family and everything else. It takes… — Ben Schwartz Copy Share Image
The perfect thing for me is to be on something I love, where I'm doing it and have enough money not to be poor,… — Ben Schwartz Copy Share Image
I never went to acting school, so improv was my training. Just being quick on your feet helps in everyday life. — Ben Schwartz Copy Share Image
Eight hours of sleep would be amazing. That would be the best. If I could just figure out that part of my life, it… — Ben Schwartz Copy Share Image
If I play a video game, I have to get through the whole thing. Like, when the new 'Resident Evil' comes out, I have… — Ben Schwartz Copy Share Image
