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God Quotes by Stephen King

38 God quotes by Stephen King

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… when we say, 'I don't understand,' God replies, 'I don't care.' The quotes suggest there are many gods, some cruel and insane, and that belief may be like a built‑in capacity. Dethroning God in one’s heart is said to let Satan take his place.

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God wiped snot out of his nose and that was you.

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“The Lord provides strength, not taxicabs.”

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“God loves to make a man break a vow.”

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There will be water if God wills it.

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“Let God have His own cat.”

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God always punishes us for what we can't imagine.

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God is cruel. Sometimes he makes you live.

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“God favors drunks, small children, and the cataclysmically stoned...”

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“God’s a connoisseur of fragile things, and decorates His cloudy outlook with ornaments of finest glass.”

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God pisses down the back of your neck every day but only drowns you once.

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“God, in His infinite wisdom, seemed much more generous when it came to doling out pain.”

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“But nothin lasts, I guess. Only the love of the Lord.”

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“God and heaven lasted about four years longer than the Tooth Fairy”

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“Prophecy is the gift of God and everyone has a smidge of it.”

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A man with a good wife is the luckiest of God's creatures...

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It's a mystery. That's the first thing that interests me about the idea of God. If there is one, it's mysterious and…

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“Now I think I just couldn't believe an adult could do such a thing to a little person. I know better now.…

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“What am I going to say if I end up standing in front of God the Father Almighty and He asks me…

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“Hello, Not-There,” Piper said. Not-There was her private name for God just lately. Earlier in the fall it had been The Great…

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“He’s my cat! He’s not God’s cat! Let God have his own cat! Let God have all the damn old cats He…

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The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want for nothing. He makes me lie down in the green pastures. He greases…

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On the day of my judgment, when I stand before God, and He asks me why did I kill one of his…

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“Every man or woman who loves, they hate Him too, because He's a hard God, a jealous God, He Is, what He…

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“Christ. No, not Christ. These leavings were made in propitiation of a much older God than the Christian one. People have called…

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“He had discovered that there was not just one God but many, and some were more than cruel — they were insane,…

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When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the…

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“God the Creator had made man in His own image, and that meant that every man and woman who dwelt under God’s…

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“He is a mechanic of the brain. He has cut it to piecese and found no soul. Therefore there is none. Like…

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I've always believed in God. I also think that's the sort of thing that either comes as part of the equipment, the…

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“She was satisfied with the answer God had given Moses from the burning bush when Moses had seen fit to question. Who…

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There may be fairies, there may be elves, but God helps those who help themselves.

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“If God gives you something you can do, why in God’s name wouldn’t you do it? My”

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I choose to believe in God, but I have serious doubts.

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I hold to no God," Roland said. "I hold to the Tower, and won't pray to that.

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“That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery.”

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Do you know how cruel your God can be, David. How fantastically cruel?...Sometimes he makes us live.

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“If a man dethrones God in his heart, Satan must ascend to His position.”

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“... when we say, 'I don't understand,' God replies, 'I don't care.' ”.”

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