“You know why God is a man? Because if God was a woman she would have made sperm taste like chocolate.” — Carrie Snow Copy Share Image
“Why do men have nipples? Because God is a woman and she really wants us to enjoy ourselves, that's why.” — Cameron Dean Copy Share Image
If God Was A Woman… Foreplay would not be a quick slap on the fanny and a kiss on the cheek — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A man may stand for the justice of God, but a woman stands for His Mercy. — Fulton J. Sheen Copy Share Image
If God had to give a woman wrinkles, He might at least have put them on the soles of her feet. — Ninon de L'Enclos Copy Share Image
God made woman and the other day he made beer because he was like holy fuck, sorry bro. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
God then made the first woman, not directly out of his own substance, but from Adam's rib. Her purpose was to serve… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
I think God made a woman to be strong and not to be trampled under the feet of men. I've always felt… — Little Richard Copy Share Image
“In the beginning, God was a woman, her mother explained. And I don't know anyone who was not born from a woman.… — Trista Hendren Copy Share Image
God made woman from man's rib, not from his head to top him, nor from his feet to be walked upon. But… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In the beginning, people prayed to the Creatress of Life, the Mistress of Heaven. At the very dawn of religion, God was… — Merlin Stone Copy Share Image
“Whatever kind of person you are, there is one destined for you. It is either God... or a woman with whom you'll… — Felipe Nas Copy Share Image
She is the crescendo, the final, astonishing work of God. Woman. In one last flourish creation comes to a finish with Eve.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Yes, she was young and inexperienced, but by God, she was a woman who knew what she wanted. Today had proved that… — Alisha Rai Copy Share Image
“Now, if God were a woman, things would be entirely different, it seemed to me. Certainly She wouldn’t make a girl get… — Judith Merkle Riley Copy Share Image
“She is the crescendo, the final astonishing work of God. Woman. In one least flourish creation comes to a finish not with… — Stacy Eldredge Copy Share Image
He lay before God as a woman opens herself to a man, with legs apart, stomach exposed, arms open. But unlike some… — Karl Marlantes Copy Share Image
“Man is more perfect than god. Although this woman's doctrine, in which she was brought up from childhood, told her than all… — Halldór Laxness Copy Share Image
“Man should strive to see the God in woman, and to help her realize her spiritual nature. He should make her feel… — Paramahansa Yogananda Copy Share Image
“The Trickster, of course," Gabriel finally answered himself, "Weesageechak for sure. The clown who bridges humanity and God - a God who… — Tomson Highway Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I hear feminists call God a She, and I’m like, dude, I am all for equal rights and equal pay, but… — Karen Alpert Copy Share Image
“Marian exhaled. 'Because God made me a woman is no reason to be such a woman as men wish to make me.” — A.E. Chandler Copy Share Image
What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why! — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
