Get out of our schools God, get out of our textbooks God, get out of our government God, go away God, go away God, go away God, Katrina hits, God, where are you? — Brad Stine Copy Share Image
There's a difference between maliciously offending somebody - on purpose - and somebody being offended by...truth. If you're offended by the truth, that's your… — Brad Stine Copy Share
It's about something that strikes you as funny but I do it with a Christian world view: why we think the way we do… — Brad Stine Copy Share
When did banning anything, ever work? I mean, we banned liquor once in this country, oh, that worked like a charm, didn't it, folks?… — Brad Stine Copy Share
Because when the Creator of matter, tell you you matter, then you have a purpose and then you have self-esteem. — Brad Stine Copy Share
They got special terms that they use when they're pregnant. They don't even say pregnant, got special words they use - I'm expecting. Expecting… — Brad Stine Copy Share
Get out of our schools God, get out of our textbooks God, get out of our government God, go away God, go away God,… — Brad Stine Copy Share
You want to reclaim your country? You got to go back to the first men who started this country, the founding fathers and this… — Brad Stine Copy Share
When you're at a comedy club, if you're not funny, you don't work. People will let you know, whether it's by booing or yelling… — Brad Stine Copy Share
We should have a way of telling people they have bad breath without hurting their feelings. Well, I'm bored. Let's go brush our teeth.… — Brad Stine Copy Share
Who is more irrational, the guy who believes in a God he can't see, or a guy who's offended by a God he doesn't… — Brad Stine Copy Share
People don't realize, or maybe they've forgotten, that there was a time in history when standup comedy wasn't something that you had to hide… — Brad Stine Copy Share
You know what offends me? Offended people. In a country with guaranteed rights to freedom of religion, its citizens are constantly trying to make… — Brad Stine Copy Share
Oh, I know: If you're fat, let's not blame you, let's sue McDonalds! Oh, for cryin' out loud, hey, if you smoke, not your… — Brad Stine Copy Share
