“But God was rolling. "No, Sarah will give you a boy named Isaac and I will be his god and both he and Ishmael will father great nations and all you guys have to do is skin your dicks!" Well,… — Steve Ebling Copy Share Image
“But God was rolling. "No, Sarah will give you a boy named Isaac and I will be his god and both he and Ishmael… — Steve Ebling Copy Share
“Noah–our first confirmed alcoholic Noah became a farmer and he was the first guy to grow grapes and make wine that he apparently liked… — Steve Ebling Copy Share
“They're one people, with one language and they can do goddamn anything! Nothing is impossible for these bastards! (11:6)” — Steve Ebling Copy Share
“Did God really say you can't eat from any tree in the garden?" "Oh, no! We can eat from any tree but the Tree… — Steve Ebling Copy Share
“Noah our first confirmed alcoholic Noah became a farmer and he was the first guy to grow grapes and make wine that he apparently… — Steve Ebling Copy Share
“We'll go down and confuse the bastards until they can't understand each other. (11:7-8)” — Steve Ebling Copy Share
