Larry Flynt, running for governor of California. His goal - change our state bird to the spread eagle. — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
President Bush announced a billion dollar mission to the moon and Mars. He came up with a snappy new slogan - to drill where no man has drilled before. — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
Bryant Gumbel is thrilled about his CBS deal and can't wait to start alienating the staff of an entirely new network. — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor. He's got a great slogan - 'Vote for me, or I'll make 'Kindergarten Cop II — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
President Bush is trying to put a positive spin on the latest bad economic numbers. Today he declared victory in the 'War on Jobs.' — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
Hillary Clinton has finished writing her book where she says her marriage couldn't be stronger, and Bill just finished his book titled 'Chicks I… — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
The places I've worked in the past, I always stayed three years and moved on. — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
George W. Bush even stopped in Pennsylvania to try his hand at the lotto and gave up when he could only think of the… — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking his campaign promise to cut carbon dioxide emissions, saying a promise made, a promise broken.… — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
People here in Los Angeles are disgusted now about a sex scandal involving Arnold Schwarzenegger. Apparently for seven years, he carried on a sexual… — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
With Iraq plunging into chaos and gas prices at record highs President Bush took time out this weekend for a ride on his bicycle,… — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
There are 300,000 new jobs and Bush said he's confused, 'Can I take credit for good news that I didn't even make up?' — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
President Bush has delivered a new resolution to the U.N. saying that Saddam has failed to cooperate with U.N. resolutions, freeing us to get… — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
