I hate when you go into a nice restaurant - someplace where youre going to spend good money - and there are… — Harland Williams Copy Share Image
I don't go on tour tours - I just go randomly to cities to do shows if I have an opening in… — Harland Williams Copy Share Image
I'd like to explore the more abstract side of people's minds, as opposed to the usual sitcom stuff. I don't want to… — Harland Williams Copy Share Image
I used to do little sketches into my cassette tape recorder when I was a little boy. I would just turn it on and… — Harland Williams Copy Share Image
I think a lot of people think I'm doing kind of a character onstage, but what you're really getting is just me. — Harland Williams Copy Share Image
What's interesting about Stephen Baldwin is that me and Dana Gould were originally cast for 'Bio-Dome' - but Pauly Shore and Baldwin ended up… — Harland Williams Copy Share Image
Everything's a conspiracy and everything's not a conspiracy. You could look at this planet and go, "This is all a conspiracy. God made this… — Harland Williams Copy Share Image
If you're going to take a jab at someone, you should at least have a bit more of a personal relationship with them. I… — Harland Williams Copy Share Image
I just tried to create a life for myself that's full of fun and fantasy and things that equal laughter. My life's been cartoons… — Harland Williams Copy Share Image
I try to take normal things - whether it's a serious subject or something as obscure as a piece of toast - and put… — Harland Williams Copy Share Image
I grew up on Don Knotts and Jerry Lewis and all the guys from Second City. — Harland Williams Copy Share Image
Canada has been a breeding ground for great comedic actors, sketch artists and stand-up comedians. We grew up with a different perspective on the… — Harland Williams Copy Share Image
The thing I love about sketch is sometimes it leads you as opposed to you leading it. — Harland Williams Copy Share Image
I'd done a ton of movies here in Hollywood, and I realized that every movie I'd done was somebody's else's work and someone else's… — Harland Williams Copy Share Image
The thing is, you never know with any movie how it's going to turn out. It's always a mystery - you'll do pages and… — Harland Williams Copy Share Image
