“It looks like a group of evil f*cking gnomes came in here and decided to do the opposite of whatever they did for the shoemaker.” — A.C. Warneke Copy Share Image
“It looks like a group of evil f*cking gnomes came in here and decided to do the opposite of whatever they did for the… — A.C. Warneke Copy Share Image
“Do you know what will make it better?” “Ice cream.” Because ice cream made everything better. He blinked at her and she wondered what… — A.C. Warneke Copy Share Image
“Clearing his throat, he rumbled, "Miss Darling, a word if you please." "Sesquipedalian," she said, keeping her back towards him. The strange response momentarily… — A.C. Warneke Copy Share Image
