“They glued magnets to the goats and now they’re all sort of stuck to the fence.” — Barbra Annino Copy Share Image
“His voice was chipper. Cinnamon hated chipper. She wrapped Chipper up in duct tape, pounded nails into it and used it to beat the… — Barbra Annino Copy Share Image
“However…” he said. “Now see, that’s just a but with more meat on it.” — Barbra Annino Copy Share Image
“Just one freaking time I would like to have a banner day where everything goes according to plan.” — Barbra Annino Copy Share Image
“The snow was knee-deep, my leg hurt, and my sweats were soaked, but I was hopped up on painkillers and a huge dose of… — Barbra Annino Copy Share Image
“Darkness is drowned by three lights; nature, knowledge, and truth. Start there.” — Barbra Annino Copy Share Image
“I jumped out of the way and Monique skidded across the floor like a drunk monkey on a skateboard and landed face-first in the… — Barbra Annino Copy Share Image
“She must have been tired, because instead of jamming the whip down Monique’s throat, she stood up and, in a very even tone, said,… — Barbra Annino Copy Share Image
“After I slid down the wall for the third time, breaking every single fingernail in the process, I finally figured out that Thor was… — Barbra Annino Copy Share Image
“Let’s get something straight. There is nothing wrong with you. Everyone has his or her quirks. Yours is just affecting your life in a… — Barbra Annino Copy Share Image
“Darkness is drowned by three lights; nature, knowledge, and truth.” — Barbra Annino Copy Share Image
“The timer dinged a few minutes later and Cinnamon sucked in her breath. "You want me to check?" I asked. "I'll do it." I… — Barbra Annino Copy Share Image
“Monique, I realize that it's a short list of men in this town you haven't tied up, held down or sent to the free… — Barbra Annino Copy Share Image
“Are you nuts?” I kept my eyes on the dog when I said, “I prefer the term eccentric.” — Barbra Annino Copy Share Image
