“. . . the problem with looking for your glasses is that you don’t have your glasses on while you’re looking . . .” — Marcus Sakey Copy Share Image
“You are like a nearsighted person who can see the cracks in the bowl when she's wearing glasses -- and so chooses… — Joan Wickersham Copy Share Image
When I do things I shouldn't do, my mother says I need a new pair of glasses -- that I should be… — Ridley Pearson Copy Share Image
I'm doing philosophy like an old woman, first I'm looking for my pencil, then I'm looking for my glasses, then I'm looking… — Ludwig Wittgenstein Copy Share Image
I can honestly say I love getting older. Then again, I never put my glasses on before looking in the mirror. — Cherie Lunghi Copy Share Image
