A man turns to the guy next to him who's covered in bandages from head to toe and asks "What happened?". "I… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
I feel an extremely annoyed thunderstorm nearby," Kade warned. "Actually, I'm the one annoyed. The thunderstorm could go either way." - Storm… — Maria V. Snyder Copy Share Image
Some fast food places, they have that ketchup pump. It's like a keg. They give you the paper shot glass. I always… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Love teaches us how to penetrate the inner worlds, to clean the glass of existence and see reality in its perfect essence. — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
You know, just sometimes in between the first cigarette with coffee in the morning to that 400th glass of cornershop piss at… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Depends on the evening. A good red wine is nice in cold weather. A Claret or a Rioja. I've got a good… — Alan Titchmarsh Copy Share Image
Aaah ... when two Neptunes appear in the sky it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry... — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
The one thing about kids is that you never really know exactly what they're thinking or how they're seeing. After writing about… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
I know that when a supersexy older girl with hips and breasts and nice hair wants to take off your glasses and… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Evie was so nervous that she downed her cocktail in two stiff swigs, then refilled her glass. Henry arched an eyebrow. “A… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
Caught between glass and wood, that which breaks and that which bends, that which sings and that which survive. So our lives… — Mercedes Lackey Copy Share Image
If you take a glass of water and separate it from its source - the ocean - then pour the water away… — Wayne Dyer Copy Share Image
I think that not being loved by your parents or not having a brother or not being liked at school or even… — Kim Wilde Copy Share Image
I think that the vice president is a person reflecting a half-glass-full mentality. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Old friend,' said Cadvan, filling another glass for himself and sniffing its rich smell. 'If we do not trust one another, we… — Alison Croggon Copy Share Image
Judge Doom is such an evil cartoon! It was just such fun to do. I liked the whole mystique of it: the… — Christopher Lloyd Copy Share Image
Drink not the third glass, which thou canst not tame, When once it is within thee; but before Mayst rule it, as… — George Herbert Copy Share Image
Among mathematicians, even in those days, the reputation of being a good Glass Bead Game player meant a great deal; it was… — Hermann Hesse Copy Share Image
I'm afraid Eddie the Eagle was before my time. All I know is that his glasses were three times thicker than mine,… — Simon Ammann Copy Share Image
The only thing that differentiates you and me from a couple of fourteen year old pyromaniacs is balistic glass! — Adam Savage Copy Share Image
I have friends and illustrators who can't stand drawing on the Cintiq. [A graphic pad tablet used by digital animators] There's a… — Don Hertzfeldt Copy Share Image
