“The humans are dead (I'm glad they are dead) The humans are dead (I noticed, they're dead) We used poisonous gases (With traces of lead) And we poisoned their asses (Actually, their lungs) Binary solo! 0000001, 00000011 000000111, 00001111!” — Flight of the Conchords Copy Share Image
“She's so hot. I wanna tell her she's hot, but she'll think I'm sexist. She's so hot, she's making me sexist... bitch." ” — Flight of the Conchords Copy Share
“Love is like a roll of tape. It's real good for making two things one, but just like that roll of tape, love sometimes… — Flight of the Conchords Copy Share
“I'm freestylin just on the microphone On the BBC, on the BBC I'm just freestylin on the BBC Um British Broadcasting Company i'm just… — Flight of the Conchords Copy Share
“BRET The bohemians of So-Ho did pirouettes As we waltzed through the streets of Manhattan On rivers of ribbon and sailboats of songs... JEMAINE… — Flight of the Conchords Copy Share
“My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant. Yes, sometimes my lyrics… — Flight of the Conchords Copy Share
“You know when I'm down to my socks it's time for business That's why they're called business socks It's business, it's business time” — Flight of the Conchords Copy Share
“Bret, you got it goin on! "Got it goin on!" Not in a gay way but in a hey-your-lookin-ok-man!” — Flight of the Conchords Copy Share
“Looking at the room, I can tell that you are the most beautiful girl in the room. (In the whole wide room) And when… — Flight of the Conchords Copy Share
“BRET She looked like a Parisian river.. JEMAINE What, dirty? BRET She looked like a chocolate eclair.. JEMAINE That's rare. BRET Her eyes were… — Flight of the Conchords Copy Share
“JEMAINE Lisa? BRET Yes, she's in Delta Force. She's been deployed to Fallujah. JEMAINE But she works in the croissant shop. BRET Yeah, she's… — Flight of the Conchords Copy Share
“The humans are dead(I see that they're dead) The humans are dead(I'm glad that they're dead) It had to be done(I've just confirmed that… — Flight of the Conchords Copy Share
“The humans are dead (I'm glad they are dead) The humans are dead (I noticed, they're dead) We used poisonous gases (With traces of… — Flight of the Conchords Copy Share
