Everyone should have cancer one time - then you'd know that other things aren't important. The guy that gives you the finger at the stoplight don't mean nothing anymore. You come home and something's cold, or you didn't get something… — Bobby Heenan Copy Share Image
Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome. — Bobby Heenan Copy Share
I insulted people. I had to - they deserved it. They didn't have any talent. They stunk. They were horrible! But it made it… — Bobby Heenan Copy Share
You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all. — Bobby Heenan Copy Share
If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric. — Bobby Heenan Copy Share
Oh, I knew he was gonna do that. I just knew he was gonna do that. He don't need Jannetty. I told you that… — Bobby Heenan Copy Share
When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious? — Bobby Heenan Copy Share
You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile — Bobby Heenan Copy Share
I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said, 'I have boys?' — Bobby Heenan Copy Share
