If you're going to have kids, there's only one way to go. They have to know they're the most important things in… — Danny DeVito Copy Share Image
You have to give people permission to laugh. That's why they would always cut to the banana peel in the Laurel and… — Danny DeVito Copy Share Image
I climbed like a billion stairs... its not like I can take them two at a time. — Danny DeVito Copy Share Image
I lay on the ground, but then I can't reach - I don't want to take my foot out of the tub - but… — Danny DeVito Copy Share Image
What you do with it and things like that, but I basically chose this after I read it because I thought it was different… — Danny DeVito Copy Share Image
We did 'Erin Brockovich,' we did 'Man on the Moon,' we did 'Living Out Loud,' but now I'm going to keep going. — Danny DeVito Copy Share Image
I have been very fortunate in my life. I have had a lot of happiness. I have a great family and I work a… — Danny DeVito Copy Share Image
Jersey is always with me. I was one of the lucky ones. Asbury Park is just the greatest place in the world to spend… — Danny DeVito Copy Share Image
When I'm directing or producing, I like to do different kinds of stories. But you have to know what you really like, and when… — Danny DeVito Copy Share Image
In this movie, you have all the things you love from Tim. All the magic and the whimsy and the surreal, but he also… — Danny DeVito Copy Share Image
I'm shooting in Brooklyn, we've got all kinds of crap going on, and I'm all alone now in a big hotel suite that you… — Danny DeVito Copy Share Image
A bad salesman will automatically drop his price. Bad salesmen make me sick. — Danny DeVito Copy Share Image
I didn't do it because of the underlying greed that's prevailing, but it is about greed, doing the right thing at the right time… — Danny DeVito Copy Share Image
