Girls Quotes · Page 73

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. . . But we're going back next week.

— Groucho Marx

Girls over 21 have been through so much drama. All you gotta do is hold the door open for her and she…

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, Something which is called a feast -- unfortunately, sometimes the appetiser is better than the main course;

— Nikhil Saluja

When a girl is really feeling you, she goes back and reads the whole conversation again when it's over.

— Anonymous

Girls love a DJ, so once they see me behind the wheels of steel over there, doing my thing... watch out.

— Jersey Shore

Girls are like Pokemon, it doesn't matter how good you are, you can't catch any if you don't have any balls.

— Anonymous

I went to an all-boys high school, and they accepted girls in only the two A.P. classes.

— Lupita Nyong'o

When a girl says 'Whatever' she really means; I hope you get shot, fall off a bridge, get raped by a shark,…

— Blondie

A surprise party is a great way to show your wife how awesome you are at lying to her face.

— Nikhil Saluja

Girls of 7, 8 or 9 years old are not emotionally or psychologically equipped to handle puberty.

— Joel Fuhrman

Girls do not dress for boys. They dress for themselves and, of course, each other. If girls dressed for boys theyd just…

— Anonymous

Its too bad all these a holes hurt all you girls, now you don't trust anyone when the right guy might walk…

— Evan Bruso

If payback is a bitch and revenge is sweet, then I'm the sweetest bitch you will ever meet.

— Anonymous

I made the mistake of asking Siri what women want and she has been talking nonstop for 3 days...

— Amit Verma

Screenshots Do lie , just delete A Couple Messages , it'll be A whole Different Conversation .

— Karina Zavala

Four things a woman should know: How to look like a girl, How to act like a lady, How to think like…

— Anonymous

Don't let two men fall in love with you, girls. It's not the sort of thing that ends well.

— Anonymous

Editors at fashion magazines, you're doing a great job. Women continue to hate their bodies...

— Anonymous

“If attempting to make the world a civilized one, makes you a bad woman in the eyes of the dumb patriarchal society,…

— Abhijit Naskar

I know every girl has her own form of beauty, its just a matter of discovering it and celebrating it.

— Coco Rocha

A sneeze is like a little orgasm. Sometimes it helps to close your eyes and think about your twitter crush.

— Nikhil Saluja

One thing Girls are NEVER satisfied with is their own pictures. Smile, you're Beautiful just the way God made you. :)

— Ritu Ghatourey

A girl doesn't need to tell you straight up how she feels, cause it's written all over her eyes.

— Anonymous

Your heart isn't plastic, and it isn't a toy, but if you want it to be played with and broken give it…

— Anonymous

Why do other girls look hot in over sized sweaters and sloppy buns but when I try it I look like I…

— Sheng Faltiquera

“A dormitory was a hopeless idea. Whoever thought of encasing two hundred girls in a concrete box?”

— Nathan Hill

There's no place like home. Especially when we're talking about The best place to take a shit.

— Nikhil Saluja

In the olden days girls used to cook like their moms, nowadays they drink like their fathers..

— Lesiba Makalela

“He could pour himself into my little paper cup heart and my emptiness would finally have a meaning.”

— Jennifer Elisabeth

I love seeing girls who are funny and strong and smart being celebrated. I love seeing more girls like that represented on…

— Taylor Russell

So these funny little girls wanna take a trip. But no, only the M.O.S.T. dope with me other fools home or, boy?…

— Mac Miller

3 things can make girls happy puppyz,new hair cut and a good boyfriend tell her howmuch he loves her

— Miss Leto

“Everything hurts right now and nothing is helping because as the pain is getting worse — so is the love.”

— Jennifer Elisabeth

“One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Never leave someone who gives you butterflies when he says your name and makes you feel like a princess rather than someone…

— Tasha Rumer

Being Single = Less drama, but lonely. Being in a relationship = Chance of being cheated, but chance of being loved. The…

— @farahjayne809

She's got eyes of innocence, a face of an angel, a personality of a dream, and a smile that hides more pain…

— Emalie Newhall

Is there a reason why you fall for other girls. When I thought I was the number one lady in your world.

— Lady Saw

For every girl there is 3 guys: the one she wants, the one that wants her, and the one she's settling for.

— Anonymous

“How do we still believe that human nature is not evil when 60 years old men rape 3 years innocent girls?”

— M.F. Moonzajer