The first 10 years of a girl's life is spent playing with barbies. The next 10 years are spent trying to look like one. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thanks for inviting me to your baby shower, it reminded me to take my birth control pill. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every girl wants a good guy to help her laugh when she thinks she'll never smile again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Friends stab you in the back, boyfriends stab you in the heart but bestfriends poke you with a straw. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some girls are like community colleges...Even if you're not the smartest guy, you probably still get in. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Once a girl is done putting up with your shit, 'I'm sorry' doesn't count for shit. You've lost her forever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls always complain about being 'forever alone' but they pass up every nice guy that makes an effort to be with them… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls go from 'I hate boys, they are all the same' to Oh I love him he gonna be my husband' in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't want a relation where people say,''they look so cute together'' I want a relation where people say,''look how happy they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you asked if those pants make your butt look big; a friend would say "no, you look great." but a best… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some girls dont realize what theyre worth. Some guys dont realize what they have. Then she leaves after realizing, then he realizes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
White girls are good at hiding certain emotions. You cheat, she smiling. Little do you know she already knows how shes going… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love is when you are extremely aware of that person's presence. You see the world through his eyes. You long to have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People always yelling if men ain't looking at ur gal, you need a new one... Said people look at anything these days!… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
