I have the worst luck in girlfriends. They always shout the wrong name in bed. When will women learn that my name… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Just because your your girlfriend period is on that doesn't give you an excuse to have sex with anyone else! — Keondre Keyy Copy Share Image
I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
I can see you over there chillin wit your girlfriends cant believe your by yourself you should be here wit me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've got very selfish friends. They both got girlfriends without me. Like wtf... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People aren't hiring me to be a 'yes' man. They have their girlfriends for that. — Brad Goreski Copy Share Image
When i was 12 all of my friends had girlfriends and i didn't, i felt lonely so i asked my mom to… — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
If only men came made to order. It's so hard to find a decent fellow. — Adriana Trigiani Copy Share Image
I've always felt more comfortable in the company of women, and as far as girlfriends go, they've each been a learning experience.… — Joshua Jackson Copy Share Image
“It isn’t true what they say about mothers. We don’t hate our sons’ girlfriends. The sleazy ones—maybe. But we’re mostly delighted and… — Angela Morrison Copy Share Image
“For all these years, their whole lives almost, she and Alex had been circling each other. During college, Keisha had watched as… — Jasmine Beach-Ferrara Copy Share Image
“Amy [Poehler] made it clear that she wasn’t there to be cute. She wasn’t there to play wives and girlfriends in the… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I have not spent years in therapy; I tried therapy in my mid-twenties, and it did not go very well. I just… — Hope Davis Copy Share Image
“The only way to cry your eyes out and laugh your ass off at the same time is to have your mom… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
I'm just a summer girl. I wear my flip flops and when I let my hair down, thats when the party starts.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have a lot of girlfriends. That's sort of my whole thing is, I have really, really deep friendships, more so than… — Krysten Ritter Copy Share Image
I tend to have a lot of jokes about ex-girlfriends. They always ask me if they will be the subject of a… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
For Boys with Girlfriends: - While you're ignoring her, Another guy is giving her attention. - While you're giving her problems, Another… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you fall in love with someone, it doesn't matter who they are. I've had lots of girlfriends who weren't in the… — Max Beesley Copy Share Image
And she was good to me: strong, fun, and fiercely loyal. And if I didn't have many other friends because of her-most… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
“Here's what girlfriends do for you: they provide the reality check. They are the ones who tell you when you have spinach… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
“I don't have a girlfriend." "Right." Daniel looked at me just long enough to make me squirm, and only just avoid flattening… — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
I think that after a while you realize that your husband can't be all things to you and certainly you don't want… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
“We live in a culture right now that pits girls against each other. We are brought up socially to be in competition… — Jessica Weiner Copy Share Image
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