Girlfriend Quotes · Page 22

If your boyfriend don't like that niggah, don't talk to him. If your girlfriend don't like that bitch, don't talk to her.

— Anonymous

I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you ever could just by pressing her follow button.

— Harry Styles

“Even if you love a lady, don't say you will take care of her while someone else is catering for your needs.”

— Michael Bassey Johnson

You can't trust girls. When I get a girlfriend I am not going to tell her where I live or work.

— David Thorne

On the basis of being a woman, by playing an alien, I avoid playing someone's girlfriend here on Earth because that's a…

— Zoe Saldana

The only reason your girlfriend always wears short skirts...is because every pair of pants she ever wore caught on fire.

— Zach Taylor

Just because your your girlfriend period is on that doesn't give you an excuse to have sex with anyone else!

— Keondre Keyy

D best thing in lyf is wen Girlfriend gets angry wid u, n say, I wil nvr talk 2 u.

— AB

I'm somebody's ex-wife, and I did things that drove him nuts. And now I'm somebody's girlfriend, for many years, and I've got…

— Nicole Holofcener

You know, the man of my dreams might walk round the corner tomorrow. I'm older and wiser and I think I'd make…

— Stevie Nicks

I've really actually grown with my girlfriends and the people that they've introduced me to and the way that I've been welcomed…

— Alex Pettyfer

Girlfriend and 100 Percent Fun were my two peeks, around '92 and '96. The reality is that the times I had the…

— Matthew Sweet

I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar-driving Cyclops with a beard - I'd have been grateful just to have…

— John Green

I have a lot of girlfriends, but there's something that's so easy for me about hanging out with guys. It's fun, because…

— Rashida Jones

Most executives are male, so it's always sort of their vision of stuff. I'm constantly fighting against that even when I play…

— Madchen Amick

'You claim to be the man, you want me for a lover, So you can do my girlfriends and my sister and…

— Dres

I won’t lie. Walking into a room and seeing your girlfriend reading a baby-name book can kind of make your heart stop.…

— Richelle Mead

They held hands and knew that only the coffin would lie in the earth; the bubbly laughter and the press of fingers…

— Toni Morrison

“And do it before you get with a girl you really want to settle down with. Because—trust me on this one—it’s very,…

— Olivia Munn

Sometimes I even felt like he dated me as part of his plan, like they were going to have a checklist on…

— Maureen Johnson

“I think maybe she could be my girlfriend. I don't want to be her girlfriend, though. But there's this part of me…

— M-E Girard

Well let me tell you what [High School Musical] is really about. High School Musical is about this group of boys who…

— Megan Fox

Back then, things were plainer: less money, no electronic devices, little fashion tyranny, no girlfriends. There was nothing to distract us from…

— Julian Barnes

“This is…” She crossed her arms, and I braced myself for a rant of epic proportions. “This personal meeting you’ve been telling…

— Whitney G

Wanna hear a joke about your girlfriend's p*ssy? Nevermind, you'll never get it...

— Anonymous

There is an awkward moment when your boss friends your girlfriend on facebook that = creep or creeping.

— Kevin McCarty

My girlfriend took a pregnancy test today, and my worst fears have been realized.. she's just fat..

— Anonymous

Any judge who allows an adulterer with a live-in girlfriend to terminate the life of his wife should be impeached.

— Phyllis Schlafly

Over the past six years, my girlfriend and I live on our boat two or three months a year. It's just one…

— Travis Rice

My girlfriend said she wanted me to be more like her Ex. So I dumped her.

— Azgraybebly Joslan

Not to be confused with Spider-Man's other girlfriend Mary Jane Watson, who is a skank and doesn't love him like I do.

— Emma Stone

Beauty, my first girlfriend said to me, is that inner quality often associated with great amounts of leisure time.

— Dorothy Allison

Yeah, that’s exactly what I want. To help my girlfriend get her old boyfriend back.

— Richelle Mead

That awesome moment when you find out your crush broke up with his girlfriend.

— Anonymous

There was a long time where I was an 'artist' in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I…

— Zach Galifianakis

I love being outdoors, playing beach tennis, going for runs in the sand, or doing a three-hour hike with my best girlfriend,…

— AnnaLynne McCord

When I was 13, I remember crying on my mum's shoulder when my first girlfriend dumped me via MSN Messenger. That was cold.

— Conor Maynard

My girlfriend got secret weapons that prevent me from having to like football. They're called boobs.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm the girl who loves it when you introduce me to your friends as your girlfriend.

— Anonymous

“Some people’s self-esteem was secretly improved when they discovered that their then-lovers had killed themselves over them.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana