If you want to do something dangerous... Don't tell your girlfriend! — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
If I really wanted to have a boyfriend. I can get one. If I really wanted a girlfriend. I can get one.… — Tahj Wilson Copy Share Image
The radio is blastin', someone's knockin' at the door. I'm lookin' at my girlfriend, she's passed out on the floor. — Randy Newman Copy Share Image
I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Sometimes I pretend not to look at my own characters, because that's like different people getting off with your girlfriend or something. — Grant Morrison Copy Share Image
Instead of being his girlfriend for a month or two, I'd rather be his friend for life — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This ring for my unknown girl friend bcoz I m single but I will finding a cute girlfriend... — ZhatsPrincess Copy Share Image
If you're going to try, go all the way. This could mean losing girlfriends, wives, relatives, jobs and maybe your mind. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
I would date a fan, I dont have a problem with that. I look for a good sense of humour in a… — Rupert Grint Copy Share Image
One show was talking about how guys can have sex without love, so women can do it too? And I have girlfriends… — Britney Spears Copy Share Image
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The answer came to me before I'd even finished asking myself the question. I couldn't be Mason's girlfriend because when I imagined… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
I lost a girlfriend when I was in my 30s. She was 46. It all sounds so trite, but I put a… — Samantha Bond Copy Share Image
When you watch the first 'American Pie' movie, you're like... 'I know that jock who's kind of sweet and has a girlfriend,… — Hayden Schlossberg Copy Share Image
“I knew being your girlfriend wouldn’t have many perks. I still owe you things.” “You have plenty of perks,” I tell her.… — Krista Ritchie Copy Share Image
But if there was a protocol for how to say goodbye to your newly ex-boyfriend's brother, right after you kissed him and… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
I am a spiritual person in an eastern religion kind of way. I learned that happiness for all of us is a… — Tom Ford Copy Share Image
“If I ever stood a chance of resisting her, it evaporates the instant she leans into me. So does every last ounce… — M. Leighton Copy Share Image
Watching a make-out while wrapped in a blanket with a guy she wanted to make out with made her feel exposed. Obvious.… — Lisi Harrison Copy Share Image
I obviously would love to have a girlfriend, but a girlfriend deserves so much of your time and energy. And she deserves… — J. J. Watt Copy Share Image
Remember ''I'll never let a girl come between us'' And you said you wouldn't. WHEN I MESSAGE YOU SOMETHING IMPORTANT NO RESPONSE!… — Jasmine Copy Share Image
Annabeth realized that if six of them went on these two quests, it would leave Percy alone on the ship with Coach… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“One thing concerns me a little, nick has a girlfriend, right? Well, how do you think she'll feel about all of this?… — Jessica Thompson Copy Share Image
Internationally and in foreign markets, movies starring women don't make as much money as movies starring men. And then you can blame… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
My girlfriend always laughs during sex -- no matter what she's reading. — Steve Jobs Copy Share Image
