Girl Quotes · Page 128

How hard can it be to find a girl and an elephant for Christ's sake?

— Sara Gruen

A man of fifty looks as old as Santa Claus to a girl of twenty.

— William Feather

Fuck a girl and she loves you love a girl and she fucks you

— Shubham Joshi

Of course, I'm not exactly the girl next door.

— Barbi Benton

When I was young, I knew that I would be a short girl, not very tall.

— Simona Halep

When girls are educated, you get effects that cascade throughout society.

— Queen Rania of Jordan

I'm the comedic girl next door and a lot of fun.

— Jenny McCarthy

I like the girls who are honest, because honesty is important.

— Greyson Chance

Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes.

— Sarah Silverman

Our society doesn't want to help girls like that [in Black Snake Moan]. They just want to use them.

— Christina Ricci

I want true love, because I don't have so much time, and I want to spend my time with the right girl.

— Bill Kaulitz

A girl who is okay with keeping secrets from her significant other is not wifey material.

— Anonymous

I'm sorry to hear that's, the world have with her a lot of bad things if the girl in the fetus's how…

— Mak_786

I was not a nice little girl. My favorite summertime hobby was stunning ants and feeding them to spiders.

— Gillian Flynn

I wouldn't like to see a chick of mine taking her clothes off and kissing a fellow on screen. And my girls…

— Oliver Reed

My advice to girls: first, don't smoke - to excess; second, don't drink - to excess; third, don't marry - to excess.

— Mark Twain

It was on the highway - I was completely stopped and the girl behind me was texting and not paying attention and…

— Tayshia Adams

This girl has the spark of life. This is my primary filter for new friends (girl- and otherwise) and the highest compliment…

— Robin Sloan

When I was 23, 24, I started covering hedge funds - a lot of this was luck - when no one else…

— Stephanie Ruhle

When I got the first e-mail suggesting we cast Zooey Deschanel in 'New Girl', I thought, 'That's exactly right.' In the pilot…

— Dana Walden

When I was nine I had a crush on a boy, and he wrote another girl a love letter. She tore it…

— Tara Fitzgerald

And before you barrel through some idiotic Cosmo girl list of how-well-do-you-know-your-man questions, let me say that I don't know squat about…

— Kristin Hannah

I am very much a girly girl as well as being this tough, athletic fighter. I grew up a tomboy. I got…

— Paige VanZant

I don't think I'm the only girl who's not a groupie who has been called a groupie. Talented, beautiful people tend to…

— Bebe Buell

Caviar is to dining what a sable coat is to a girl in evening dress.

— Ludwig Bemelmans

I like myself, but I won't say I'm as handsome as the bull that kidnapped Europa.

— Marcus Tullius Cicero

I love my dad; I'm a daddy's girl, all the way.

— Molly Quinn

I never leave anything on my plate, and that's maybe one reason why I'm a big girl.

— Alison Hammond

I was nuts about Elvis, like every girl in America.

— Brenda Lee

Smile...youre beautiful girl!!! Never let anyone tell you different.

— Anonymous

Be careful of what u say, a girl remembers everything

— Drake

I never thought I was pretty. I couldn't even put on eyelashes or makeup.

— Pam Grier

I just made this girl's day by blocking her on twitter.

— Nikhil Saluja

Girls like to see a guy who takes care of himself. It says a lot about him.

— Genesis Rodriguez

A pair of Blahniks and a girl can vanquish anything

— Tyne O'Connell

I didn't get ahead by sleeping with people. Girls, take heart!

— Barbara Walters

My face is distinct. It's hard to confuse me with anyone else.

— DJ Qualls

When your mother dies, you're not a little girl any more.

— Kate Bush

Cowboys are neat, every country girl should have one.

— Anonymous

I only dated one Asian girl, but she was very Asian. She was a panda.

— Jim Gaffigan