I couldn't have sex with my girl, she had her period. I go to take her pants off - she wouldn't let me, no big deal. — Pauly D Copy Share Image
The first thing I want to do now that I'm back in America is I want to go tanning. I'm as pale as a… — Pauly D Copy Share
Here's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel. — Pauly D Copy Share
I'm over here tryin' to clean my sneaks, I can't concentrate with all this fighting .. like they're talkin' about f*ckin' relationships and my… — Pauly D Copy Share
So I'm now coming up with a new plan: Whenever a girl leaves the house, I'm going to hug her and then pat her… — Pauly D Copy Share
These girls, they know the deal.. the only reason why we even grabbed them is cuz theyre DTF. — Pauly D Copy Share
Ryder's looking good tonight, but she already had sex with Vinny. And I'm not really cool with Vinny's sloppy seconds, so I don't really… — Pauly D Copy Share
You dont come in on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches. — Pauly D Copy Share
