When you're younger and dumber, as a guy, you do things because you think you have to, because that's how things are done. You wait the standard three days to call, you don't approach the beautiful girl at the bar… — Jason Mulgrew Copy Share Image
When you get older, you realize something: all those stupid mores and customs related to how a man should comport himself in the "game" of courtship are just that - stupid. Age affords you this blend of apathy and confidence… — Jason Mulgrew Copy Share Image
The short version is that I started an internet diary a long, long time ago (six years!) because I was bored with my job. I figured I would write a few funny things a few times a week until I had enough material to do stand-up. After two or three weeks, I emailed it to some friends. They emailed it… — Jason Mulgrew Copy Share
Before I realized I had faults, I was already joking about it, to get attention. By the time I went to high school, I… — Jason Mulgrew Copy Share Image
When you're younger and dumber, as a guy, you do things because you think you have to, because that's how things are done. You… — Jason Mulgrew Copy Share Image
I'm really only capable to two emotions at this point: lust and hunger. I lost revenge a few years back, and even then, it… — Jason Mulgrew Copy Share Image
My dad and I are very different people. For example, he's been stabbed; I'm afraid of bugs. He's a mechanic; I once had to… — Jason Mulgrew Copy Share Image
The first rule of PR is to get out in front of the story, and I think I was practicing that. It was also… — Jason Mulgrew Copy Share Image
The book is not a cut-and-paste job. Yeah, I have a blog, but the material in the book is all new. The blog deals… — Jason Mulgrew Copy Share Image
When you get older, you realize something: all those stupid mores and customs related to how a man should comport himself in the "game"… — Jason Mulgrew Copy Share Image
