Everyone thinks me being so innocent and sweet Is true.. haha! No one knows what lil me has been up to! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What are you going to do for a face when that baboon asks for its ass back??! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm lookin' for a girl like my mother. She knew her place. But in a good way. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom said to me guess who's doing the dishes tonight? I hit that Soulja Boy and said YOOOUUUUUU! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't bother callin your boyfriend to find out where he was last nite ...he hasn't left my house yet. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Somewhere in the ghetto there's a baby daddy getting cus'd out or kick out of his house... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your gonna talk like you kno shit, if your gonna act like your shit if, your gonna try to be shit,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ghetto Translations: 'You aint bout dat life' - The persona that you portray is contrary to the actual individual that you are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Honey just by seeing you from behind I know you're a well-rounded person. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They should start naming hurricanes after ghetto names, cause wouldn't you be scared of a hurricane Sha'Nay Nay. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'Lehme gedda uh' = I would like to order something from your fine establishment, but I have to make up my mind first. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Come in the house and take off your coat, open your mouth and let me coat the back of that throat! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you really wanna say you're mine, then take a number and get in line. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ghetto people always naming their kids after stuff they cant afford; Mercedes, Bentley, Pearl, Child support. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ghetto pronunciation: Bathroom = Baafrumm, Refrigerator = Fridgerataa, Remote = Moken Troll — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ghetto Word Of The Day: Obama; I can eat a whole bag of chips, Obama myself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ghetto language. Bathroom = Baafrumm. Refrigerator = Fridgerataa. Remote control = Moken troll. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A dyslexic robber runs into a bank and screams, Air in the hands mother stickers this is a fuck up!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share