My friends are getting married. I'm getting drunk. I think we know who the real winner is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had a younger sister but I disowned her for getting married before me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm single and loving it, but everyone I know is getting married. I feel like I'm being left out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's not just about getting married, it's so much about staying married. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Today is gonna be my teenagehood eve, I am getting married to adulthood. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
True love is spending one day getting married... and the rest of your life feeling glad you did. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
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