“I’m not getting married. I plan to live a life of bachelorette-hood. I’ll be eccentric, have nine cats, and wear blue eye shadow and fur in the summer,” — Jen Frederick Copy Share Image
“She might protest that we were just friends, but I was starting to think she liked my show of possessiveness. I’d try to keep… — Jen Frederick Copy Share Image
“It’s easier to have a relationship with someone who isn’t there than someone who is.” — Jen Frederick Copy Share Image
“if you do not want me to break your wrist with one squeeze of my hand, you will do two things immediately, First you… — Jen Frederick Copy Share Image
“There are two rules for dating you should never forget. One, he should be strong enough so you can have sex standing up and… — Jen Frederick Copy Share Image
“They wished that someone would look at them like Bo looks at me, with unrestrained pride and love.” — Jen Frederick Copy Share Image
“Unhealthy realities can be constructed out of imaginary occurrences as a coping strategy disguised as wish fulfillment,” — Jen Frederick Copy Share Image
“Lana was good for my ego. She was good for everything. Too bad I was straight. And then there was the whole 'cousin' thing” — Jen Frederick Copy Share Image
“Who says we'll be sleeping? I anticipate a lot of rigorous activity followed by a complete loss of consciousness.” — Jen Frederick Copy Share Image
“I'm a big collector of things." "Am I a thing?" "No, you're my heart.” — Jen Frederick Copy Share Image
“I want you, bunny, and I'll have you. This will be the last night you cry alone.” — Jen Frederick Copy Share Image
