Problem is that my athletic abilities in my mind are greater than what my body can accomplish. And my level of fear and anxiety of getting injured is greater than my courage. — Jake M. Johnson Copy Share Image
It's a really weird feeling when you write something and you really know it and then you watch actors come in and do it. — Jake M. Johnson Copy Share
Everybody has their different tastes with television - there are some characters people like, some characters people hate. — Jake M. Johnson Copy Share
I like to move quickly. I don't like the nature of television of just sitting around and overshooting. — Jake M. Johnson Copy Share
I've always been, in games, the bad guy. If there was ever cops and robbers I was always a robber. — Jake M. Johnson Copy Share
The craziest thing about TV directing is I turned in a version, and then they made their final changes - so I don't know… — Jake M. Johnson Copy Share
If I were a teacher, I would like to teach freshman English - so I could be the Robin Williams type in Dead Poets… — Jake M. Johnson Copy Share
Problem is that my athletic abilities in my mind are greater than what my body can accomplish. And my level of fear and anxiety… — Jake M. Johnson Copy Share
If I'm not directing it, I need to be right in the director's ear so we can be talking about this." You do something… — Jake M. Johnson Copy Share
I don't have an interest in being a director-for-hire on sitcoms - but if it's a really cool show that I thought I could… — Jake M. Johnson Copy Share
I like fictional stories - like, things that never happened but the seed of it starts as real. — Jake M. Johnson Copy Share
I was in a two-person show [with Oliver Ralli] called the Midwesterners where we wrote all of our own stuff and we traveled the… — Jake M. Johnson Copy Share
There are a lot of comedic actors who are just out to be the funny one and get all the laughs and they'll sacrifice… — Jake M. Johnson Copy Share
We didn't make money but we never lost money. We'd sit around Times Square with fliers, walk around the Village and try and get… — Jake M. Johnson Copy Share
