Most of the stuff I've written has never even gotten made. It's par for the course. It's a great living, but it… — Scott Aukerman Copy Share Image
I probably could be a world-class screenwriter by now if I had spent the kind of work I devote on Comedy Death-Ray… — Scott Aukerman Copy Share Image
I remember when I first started, the first movie I wrote that didn't get made I was aghast. 'Wait a minute, that's… — Scott Aukerman Copy Share Image
I guess when I was a kid I wasn't the type of person playing a lot of pranks. I was the type of person… — Scott Aukerman Copy Share
But the great thing about shows now is since we've been doing (Comedy Death Ray), they have lightened up on their booking policies a… — Scott Aukerman Copy Share
I probably felt some sense of relief, because when you're on this continuous production cycle and you're doing a show for a network where… — Scott Aukerman Copy Share
I've always been fascinated with radio and broadcasting. I did fake radio shows as a kid, where I was a DJ and stuff like… — Scott Aukerman Copy Share
Others may dispute this, we have tried to keep that sense of experimentation and putting new people up alive. And we haven't become a… — Scott Aukerman Copy Share
I came to one of the first Comic Cons in 1985, when it was just people trading back issues of comic books. — Scott Aukerman Copy Share
Things go away and projects crumble and disappear, or you make your movie and it comes out and no one watches it. — Scott Aukerman Copy Share
I was a standup comic, which doesn't necessarily mean you interact with people all that much. In fact when I did shows, I wouldn't… — Scott Aukerman Copy Share
The great thing about the Internet is - our show is totally modular. Every piece can be popped in and out. They're relatively short… — Scott Aukerman Copy Share
I would say we had two goals when doing this CD. The first goal is to introduce people who have never seen the show… — Scott Aukerman Copy Share
I think comedians should focus on what makes them happy, what art form fulfills them the most. Don't be calculated about it and say,… — Scott Aukerman Copy Share
There's definitely something about the structure of 'Caddyshack' that is unique that no one has ever been able to achieve since then. — Scott Aukerman Copy Share
