“If you want to be a hero, the Germans will make one out of you real quick—dead!” — Stephen E. Ambrose Copy Share Image
The Germans are like women, you can scarcely ever fathom their depths - they haven't any. — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
The Germans are incapable of any conception of greatness: proof Schumann. — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
How nice. Now the Germans can sleep in peace, knowing that they will not be invaded by us. — Victor Borge Copy Share Image
As a rule, Germans shouldn't do comedy. Their last box office comedy was Nosferatu. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
“One thing I’ve noticed about the Germans: They seem very fond of pigs.” — Markus Zusak Copy Share Image
There are people who study germs. I believe they are called Germans — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
The way Germans work is that they are slow to warm up but when they do they are your friend for life… — Claudia Schiffer Copy Share Image
We Germans should know that we're good at constructing cars, and we have a lot of good qualities. But we're not the… — Daniel Bruhl Copy Share Image
Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Leben verstehen wir Deutschen vielleicht nicht, aber sterben, das können wir fabelhaft! (We, the germans, might not be able to live, but… — Joseph Goebbels Copy Share Image
The Nuremberg trials of Nazi leaders, in open court before an international tribunal, had a profound long-term effect in bringing Germans back… — Anthony Lewis Copy Share Image
There were a large number of Jews who held more favorable positions than they should have, according to their percentage of the… — Otto Ohlendorf Copy Share Image
A few weeks ago we were reminded that other peoples - in particular the United States of America - fought so that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What have the Germans gained by their boasted freedom of the press, except the liberty of abusing each other as they like? — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
We will mete out to the Germans the measure and more than the measure that they have meted out to us. We… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
“Most German perpetrators were never punished or rewarded for their behavior, but they had learned something about themselves. They know what they… — Fern Schumer Chapman Copy Share Image
Here in Russia,, in many cities, people are irritated by Caucasian intrusion. Caucasians come from foreign countries; they are ubiquitous: in markets,… — Vladimir Zhirinovsky Copy Share Image
The Germans are clear about what they do - cars and machine tools; the Japanese are clear about what they do -… — Evan Davis Copy Share Image
The Germans have done wonderful work. Not long ago, a German battle group battalion conducted a very impressive counterinsurgency operation in a… — David Petraeus Copy Share Image
These Germans seem an odd race, a mixture of clay and spirit - what with their beer-drinking and smoking, and their slow,… — Harriet Beecher Stowe Copy Share Image
The Portuguese, Dutch and English have been for a long time year after year, shipping home the treasures of India in their… — Heinrich Heine Copy Share Image
That's how the Germans are… The aristocrats at the top hard as glass, cold as ice, servants of the King, the working… — Alfred Doblin Copy Share Image
“A dog is der Hund the dog; a women is die Frau the wom[an]; a horse is das Pferd, the horse; now… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“What people still do not like to admit is that there were two crimes in the form of one. Just as the… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
We are all proud that through God's powerful aid, we have become once more true Germans — Adolf Hitler Copy Share Image
Our artillery... The Germans feared it almost more than anything we had. — Ernie Pyle Copy Share Image
Germans will crawl bollock-naked over broken glass to get low fares. — Michael O'Leary Copy Share Image
Technological things, that Germans and Japanese would get real excited about. — John Badham Copy Share Image
“the Germans all hate the Kaiser and there’ll most likely be a civil war, instead.” — Melanie Benjamin Copy Share Image
We Germans will never produce another Goethe, but we may produce another Caesar. — Oswald Spengler Copy Share Image
If you want to have a great party at Wembley, don't invite the Germans. — Alan Shearer Copy Share Image
“What's it like?" "Death? It's like being on holiday with a group of Germans.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
![“A dog is der Hund the dog; a women is die Frau the wom[an]; a horse is das Pferd, the horse; now you put that dog in the Genitive case, & is he the same dog he was before? No sir; he is das Hundes; put him in the Dative case & what is he? Why, he is dem Hund. Now you snatch him into the accusative…” quote by Mark Twain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a71/mark-twain-22_dog_a-dog-is-der-hund-the-dog-a-women-is-die_374881.png)
