“Thus the headstrong German Shepherd dog, Fritz, and Moritz, the Barbaryy ape, innocently and gallantly defending his mate, plunge Greece into a… — Louis de Bernières Copy Share Image
I've said it before: War brings out the patriotic bullies. In World War I, they went around kicking dachshunds on the grounds… — Molly Ivins Copy Share Image
Oh, that dog! Ever hear of a German Shepherd that bites its nails? Barks with a lisp? You say, "Attack!" And he… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Spotting a rare bird is never worth the bite of a cur. Once bitten by a German shepherd, I knew that I… — James D. Watson Copy Share Image
I never do the cute thing with animals; they are interesting shapes. I just use their profile. Because German shepherds are so… — Billy Al Bengston Copy Share Image
The most striking features of the correctly bred German Shepherds are firmness of nerves, attentiveness, unshockability, tractability, watchfulness, reliability and incorruptibility together… — Max von Stephanitz Copy Share Image
“Rudy is a mutt; my father says he’s a cross between a chihuahua and a German shepherd, which must’ve been some wild… — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
“Okay. Roz is strong. She’s confident and loyal. She’s there when I need her. “Congratulations,” I mumbled. “Sounds like you’re dating a… — Jus Accardo Copy Share Image
I'm never without my dog. They would be in every corner of the house, and my wife will not allow me to… — George Foreman Copy Share Image
“Facebook could have a video of you fornicating wildly with a frisky German shepherd, with your Social Security number and bank details… — Antonio Garcia Martinez Copy Share Image
There were a couple years when I never went on a date. I would stay at home watching TV with my German… — Jason Collins Copy Share Image
My kids are around pit bulls every day. In the ’70s they blamed Dobermans, in the ’80s they blamed German Shepherds, in… — Cesar Millan Copy Share Image
