“When you’re born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America you get a front row seat.’… — John Niven Copy Share Image
When I used to see Rick Moranis do something, to me that was immediately funny. Or George Carlin or Martin Lawrence. — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
I never was obsessed with comedians. When I was a little, little boy, I'd watch, like, George Carlin on 'Dinah Shore.' — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
And George Carlin was a guy that the more he aged the younger he seemed. — Kevin Smith Copy Share Image
George Carlin is an influence on a generation. He made me want to do comedy. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I loved George Carlin... I used to sit in front of the TV and watch the HBO comedy specials. I loved those… — Mick Foley Copy Share Image
Thanks to people like Lenny Bruce and George Carlin, it's real freedom to do stand-up comedy. — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
I listened to George Carlin when I was a kid and knew every word of his routines. — Sean Hayes Copy Share Image
I'm trying to think if there was ever the Lenny Bruce-y, observational, George Carlin kind of magician: "You know what I hate… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
Young stand-ups, we ought to do comedy in George Carlin's spirit, in Richard Pryor's spirit, in Jackie Gleason's spirit, in Lucille Ball's… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
If you were an actor, anybody could go on Broadway and take a George Carlin hour and do it on stage as… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
George Carlin is brilliant with words, and Johnny Winters is very creative. It's taking something common and drawing out the humor, being… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
It went from Bob Newhart to Flip Wilson to Bill Cosby to Richard Pryor to George Carlin to Cheech and Chong. I… — Ron White Copy Share Image
The first thing I said to myself on 9/11 was, 'There go our civil rights.' I found out by comparing notes later… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Well, I'm kinda like George Carlin. I think that there ought to be a time where everybody should have all the drugs… — Merle Haggard Copy Share Image
You could teach [George] Carlin in college. It's the construction of the word and the order of things and how they go.… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I view my stories as sexual or personal. Curiously, I don't. When I was writing those stories I thought of them as… — Kevin Keck Copy Share Image
There was never a moment in George Carlin's career where he dipped below an A+. When he came out with the "Hippie… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
On June 22, 2008, at the age of 71, an American revolutionary died. He was a bona fide genius, an outspoken critich,… — Corey Taylor Copy Share Image
I was influenced by a lot of stand-up comedians... Eddie Murphy back when he was doing 'Raw.' I watched that so many… — Ray William Johnson Copy Share Image
My crowd is very much like the George Carlin crowd. When I used to go see George Carlin, I always remarked at… — Jimmy Dore Copy Share Image
I think humor is actually a very serious thing. I think the people who shaped culture, for the better, in the last… — John Lurie Copy Share Image
I was scared to death because for the comics of my generation, HBO specials are like the pinnacle. I'm thinking of all… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
George Carlin is kind of my template now because George Carlin before was straight laced regular comic and he had short hair,… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
“Why should I have to hide the fact that I don't believe there’s a supreme being? There’s no proof of it. There’s… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
The earliest stand-up comedy I was aware of was Bill Cosby. I watched Saturday Night Live as soon as I was aware… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
“It was perverse - it appeared in industrialized nations, but it left poor people alone. George Carlin even made a joke about… — Liam Scheff Copy Share Image
Before I even knew what stand up was, I tried to make people laugh at school because that was how I made… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
“There is going to come a time when we have to accept who we are without the assistance of religion. That will… — Corey Taylor Copy Share Image
“George Carlin, as early as 2001, noted in his book Napalm & Silly Putty: Everybody says [politicians] suck. Well, where do people… — Nick Riggle Copy Share Image
I love comedy and I would write things to myself as an exercise in writing. I didn't do well for years, and… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
I like George Carlin's jokes. I like his humor. He's one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson. — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
George Carlin put it best. He said, "My old act was so easy to do because there was so little of me… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
When I was a bit older I had all of the George Carlin records, all of the Steve Martin records, all of… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
You look at Richard Pryor and Robert Klein and George Carlin and Richard Lewis - those guys were so smart, they were… — Ari Graynor Copy Share Image
“George Carlin once observed, in some company it’s perfectly all right to prick your finger, but very bad form to finger your… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
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