We called her Mother Earth. Because she gave birth to us, and then we sucked her dry. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Im the product of Evil and good, both had sex and gave birth to me but I prefer being good. — Oris Shakur Copy Share Image
I have met the devil's cousin. She is 5'4 has fake breasts and she gave birth to my baby. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
A woman on a Southwest Airlines flight gave birth to a baby. As soon as he was born, the baby said, 'I… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
My sister gave birth to her daughter in London; for over a year, her husband didn't even ask about her or support… — Raj Kundra Copy Share Image
Elements burst, gave birth the the verse, get the pen from the nurse, but hook the mic up first. — Rakim Copy Share Image
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I had amazing midwives when I first became a teen-aged mom, and each of the five times I gave birth. — Robin Lim Copy Share Image
My mother gave birth to me at Fort McPherson in Atlanta, Georgia. A short while later we were living in Stuttgart, Germany. — Harris Faulkner Copy Share Image
In 1984, my mom gave birth to my older sister, Teresa. Due to a complicated delivery, she needed a blood transfusion, and… — Ryan Lewis Copy Share Image
A woman in Germany gave birth to a 13 1/2 pound baby. That baby was so fat his first word was strudel. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
“Evie gave birth later that year to a high-spirited girl with flame-colored curls, leading St. Vincent to the conclusion that it was… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
A child!" said Edith, looking at her. "When was I a child? What childhood did you ever leave to me? I was… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Mantua gave me birth, Calabri snatched me away, now Parthenope holds me; I sang of shepherds, pastures, and heroes. -Mantua me genuit,… — Virgil Copy Share Image
“They were blessed, said Jane; they were going to give birth to themselves. It would be themselves they gave birth to, only… — Amanda Coplin Copy Share Image
Truly, I am a woman of the last minute. When I was pregnant, I organised three different hospitals because I couldn't decide… — Monica Bellucci Copy Share Image
“I saw a stony mask come upon her lined face as she slew the weak houswife she had been and gave birth… — Kamran Pasha Copy Share Image
In the spring of 1978, when my parents were 23, my mother gave birth to me on their friend Robert's farm in… — Lisa Brennan-Jobs Copy Share Image
I'm not trying to take anything away from Amanda Nunes, she's a wonderful mother, but I gave birth to my daughter. I… — Julianna Pena Copy Share Image
“I was beautiful; after all, my skin was as rich and dark as wet, brown mud, a complexion that any and every… — Sister Souljah Copy Share Image
“Who has not in his great grief felt a longing to look upon the outward features of the universal Mother; to lie… — H. Rider Haggard Copy Share Image
“was Chiang Yüan. How did she give birth to the people? She sacrificed and prayed That she might no longer be childless.… — Arthur Waley Copy Share Image
“Darla shook her head, a small smirk on her lips. “You’re such a mom,” she told Katherine. Katherine stared at her, puzzled.… — Deanna Lynn Sletten Copy Share Image
Because they've either conveniently forgotten with time or they're trying to be supportive, most mothers won't tell you how hard pregnancy (and… — Jenny McCarthy Copy Share Image
“Most women had the one thing in common: they had great pain when they gave birth to their children. This should make… — Betty Smith Copy Share Image
“On 17th January 1569, Agnes Bowker of Market Harborough, Leicestershire, allegedly gave birth to a cat. According to the midwife, Elizabeth Harrison,… — Claire Ridgway Copy Share Image
“In the beginning was the Mother. On the first day, She gave birth to light and darkness. They danced together. On the… — Patricia Lynn Reilly Copy Share Image
Mother cow is in many ways better than the mother who gave us birth. — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
