I just saw a guy filling up his gas tank with one hand and smoking with the other. Seriously? — Jessica Capshaw Copy Share Image
As I was filling up my gas tank I realized I didn't want to eat this week anyways. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My pockets on full, and so is my gas tank and all my cars got gas in the ashtray. — 2 Chainz Copy Share Image
“My gas tank is on empty, but my erection is on full. Still, it would be wise to stop the car before… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
In order to win, you must be fully charged. To be fully charged, you must have gas in your tank. — John Addison Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Like this gas tank, you are overflowing with preconceptions, full of useless knowledge. You hold many facts and opinions, yet know little… — Dan Millman Copy Share Image
“My gas tank is empty, and my stomach is empty, but my heart if full—of love. However, per gallon, I think I… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I traded in my car with no gas in the tank and my new car came with a full tank. So I… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
If it tastes good, spit it out. All those cakes and pies and candy and ice cream -- all that terrible fast… — Jack LaLanne Copy Share Image
“A car’s gas tank should be see-through, so I don’t have to rely on a possibly faulty gauge to tell me it’s… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
As a mother, I - like everyone else - have to fill my gas tank in my car. I have to feed… — Cindy McCain Copy Share Image
One of the things that I think nobody's done yet is really taking advantage of the electric powertrain layout, which of course,… — Henrik Fisker Copy Share Image
I don't know how to fix a car. If the car breaks down, and the gas tank does not say "E", I'm… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Would you pour sand into the gas tank of your car? Of course not, your car was meant to run on good… — Tom Giaquinto Copy Share Image
